So, finally they have their appointment and depart... The geriatric heavy breather leaves his magazine behind... Well, you know --- with some idle time and a magic marker I just had to have my say... Yeah, the pages were filled choice photos too... One article says "It's just like being a parent... You can't help but brag".But I did learn a few thing though... I already knew about all the deer farms. The ones that operate like a factory. Genetically modified buck sperm. Artificially inseminating does; Removing fawns to nurse on supplements. The antibiotics, tagging... Well you know, it's just kinda like another "livestock" industry... Gotta keep making them in order to require the taking of them!
But there was some information about planting plots to attract these deer... One ad says "Deer season starts in the spring". These "farmers" soon to turn killers grow alfalfa and clover. They also plant chickory, soybeans, corn, and 40 different strains of legumes. WoW - And I'm thinking... Hey that's my food, and I even have a hard time finding that kind of variety!Anyway... I thumb through towards the back pages --- And what-do-you-know... With all the macho, he-man -rubbish these guys espouse... Seems they have "teenie" problems: Looks like all the ads were directed to the most marketable audience: You know boys --- They say diet has a lot to do with libido... From an erection stand point, anything that's good for your heart is good for your penis," says Dr. Mulhall. Too much saturated fat can, over time, clog arteries and, in doing so, prevent an adequate flow of blood from reaching the genital region. This not only interferes with the ability to perform, but also with sexual pleasure. Maybe the venison isn't working for you?
Oh yeah... And my friend is fine. I left a stack of vegan brochures... And the magazine? Wonderful lining for the litter box! :)